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Valentine’s Day After Kids: When Romance Is Replaced by Class Parties and Emotional Support

Valentine’s Day After Kids (A Brief Moment of Silence) There was a time when Valentine’s Day meant something. Maybe dinner plans. Maybe flowers. Maybe a card that didn’t come from a drugstore aisle labeled For Her. Maybe expectations were low, but they still existed. The Elementary School Valentine Hunger Games Then there was Valentine’s Day after kids. And Valentine’s Day quietly stopped being about romance and became a full-blown logistical operation. Now it’s about remembering how many kids are in […]

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Valentines for Married People | OLD married people…

Ah, Valentine’s Day. The age-old (commercially created) holiday where lovers declare their undying commitment to each other through flowers, songs, chocolate, and overpriced greeting cards. When I was young and dating, Valentine’s day was something special. My then-boyfriends would try to impress me with poetry and a sexy evening. And being young and broke, that usually meant reading a poem over a shared bottle of cheap wine and then getting busy for hours. But what happens when your LAST boyfriend […]

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Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts… So You’ll Feel Better About Your Stupid Candy Heart

I’m a holiday person. My husband, no so much. He means well. Unlike me, he doesn’t think (and by that I mean plan obsessively) about whatever the next holiday is. So, for as long as I can remember, he’s given me flowers, a card, and candy on Valentine’s Day. I probably don’t deserve much more than that, since I tend to have some deep-seated sexist view that Valentine’s Day gifts are FOR the ladies, FROM the gents. Though I’d love […]

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What NOT to Get Moms for Valentine’s Day

This post is for all the dudes out there. Whether you are married with kids or dating a woman who has kids, you are going to want to hear this. Whatever you are planning to give her for Valentine’s Day… it’s probably NOT what she wants. I made a video about what NOT to get moms for Valentine’s Day. When I posted it in some Facebook groups for funny videos, the women loved it. They said it was spot on. […]

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Porn for Moms | Naughty Parody Video | NOT FOR KIDS

What if… there was porn FOR MOMS? Who needs flowers or jewelry when we are freakin’ exhausted? What naughty moms really want is our baby daddies to take out the garbage. Naked. We had a ton of fun creating this Valentine’s gift just for our loyal MomCavers. First, we put out a casting notice for hot, hot dudes. Preferably dads. Then we told them what we wanted them to DO. We got some interesting reactions! We spent a day shooting some […]

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