If You Know What I Mean | MOM GAMES Sponsored by Piper Lou
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MOM GAMES is our weekly live series where YOU can participate. Watch for it live on Facebook and Instagram and laugh your own butt off at the video below. If this is your first time to “meet” Tara Clark of Modern Mom Probs, you are in for some fun! Jen, Dina Drew, and Tara play the adult game, “If You Know What I Mean…”
If You Know What I Mean… Tara Clark MOM GAMES Sponsored by Piper Lou
Jen: Welcome to MOM GAMES. I’m Jen from MomCave. Over there in the peach is my buddy, Dina, also from MomCave, and our guest this evening for this week’s game of fun is Tara Clark, who is also known as Modern Mom Probs. She is a funny, blogging video person like us, but she’s also the founder and owner of Modern Mom Style Box. Hey, Tara!
Tara Clark: Hello, thank you for having me. I’m so excited to be here.
Jen: We do this once a week. We play adult games for moms. It’s sponsored by Piper Lou. If you don’t know who that is, they make hilarious things. There’s mom-related and not mom-related, and we’re gonna give some away. So, oh, Dina, what are you wearing tonight?
Tacos and Tea
Dina: Mine says “I’m not a hot mess.”
Jen: You’re not?
Dina: No. Well, I am, but “I am a spicy disaster.”
Jen: Oh, okay. I was gonna say, I love you and you love me and we are definitely a mess.
Dina: I’m a disaster.
Tara Clark: That makes me want tacos because I feel like tacos are a spicy disaster.
Jen: Oh, yeah, they always start well, and then they end up as a disaster.
Tara Clark: I’m just gonna get a T-shirt that says I’m a taco.
Jen: Give me tacos. Tacos are life. That’s what I want my T-shirt to say. Cool. Cool.
So we pick a different game, Tara. I’m gonna tell you our MOM GAMES craziness. Every week we pick a different game and they’re usually the kind of games that you would play if you were drinking with your girlfriends. So we encourage everyone to grab their mug. It could be tea or coffee, but it’s evening. So it could be something else as well. I have my “Welcome To The Shit Show” mug.
Dina: I like that one. I didn’t get that one.
Tara Clark: I got the mama bear.
Jen: We’ll have to get up to get them to send you that one.
Tara Clark: And, instead of beer, there’s chamomile tea.
Jen: You’re so good.
Tara Clark: I’m a big sleepy-time tea person, but I just had sleepy-time tea before I had my glass of wine. So I’m really sleepy.
Dina: Oh boy, if I did that, I’d be snoring in front of you guys.
Tara Clark: It’s early, it’s only 8:15, so we’ll see how it goes.
Jen: We will see, yeah. Isn’t it funny that there’s that meme going around? Like it’s so unfair that the people that want to go to bed have to put the people to bed that don’t want to go to bed?
Dina: Oh, I like that.
School Delays, Rowdy Kids and MOM GAMES
Jen: That’s what’s happening in my house right now. They’re like, I hear them running around upstairs, but I’m down here playing MOM GAMES with you guys. So, it’s all good.
Dina: Well, I just got the call. They both have a two-hour delayed opening for snow.
Tara Clark: Us, too.
Jen: Oh, bummer, I’m hoping that doesn’t happen here. I’m sorry, you guys. All right, well then, we’ve got to have a lot of fun and get our fun in tonight so that we can be ready for the morning. Everybody who’s watching, you can win something from Piper Lou by commenting and playing the game along with us. So the game that we’re going to play this week is called, wait, I have to remember. This is a new one for me. It’s called “If You Know What I Mean…”
Tara Clark: If You Know What I Mean.
Jen: Yeah. It’s kind of like… Did you ever watch “The Office?” I love it, how Steve Carell was always like, that’s what she said, that’s what she said, right. “If You Know What I Mean” is a game he would have loved because what we do is pick a scenario that has nothing to do with anything naughty. And then we each have to come up with a phrase or something we would say in that scenario, that is a complete innuendo situation. And you say, “if you know what I mean.” That is the game. Are we ready?
Dina: Oh, yeah.
MOM GAMES and Vegetables
Jen: Okay, the first scenario we have tonight is the grocery store. So I’m gonna put Dina on the spot because I always do and I love her she’s a spicy disaster. Dina, what is something you could say at the grocery store?
Dina: I was at the grocery store and you had to see the size of those melons… if you know what I mean.
Jen: If you know what I mean. Good one! Hi, Lynn, Bartow is watching. She says “my favorite people.” Wow, your standards are low, Lynn, thank you.
Dina: And the sausages!
Jen: The sausages! Oh, bonus points for Dina. If we were keeping points.
Dina: And the hot dogs!
Jen: Oh my gosh, we should just let you go. This will just be your standup routine. you know what you’re doing.
Dina: There are so many things in the grocery store, I feel like that’s an easy one. You know? That’s like, that’s like a slow.
Jen: Yeah, I’d be like, Hmm.
Dina: There’s like zucchini’s, you know, the zucchini’s are extra firm this time of year. If you know what I mean.
Jen: Extra firm.
Tara Clark: The bananas are a little limp if you know what I mean.
Jen: Little limp, the bananas needed a little help. Dina, do you remember the time your husband gave me a cucumber?
Dina: Yes.
Jen: I would never forget. They have a wonderful garden, tell the story.
Tara Clark: Yeah, I figured as such.
Jen: It’s not if you know what I mean on this, it’s a literal cucumber that he gave me, tell her.
Dina: We have a nice garden, he gave Jen a cucumber cause that’s what he does. He gives out eggplants if you know what I mean and cucumbers if you know what I mean.
Jen: But he gave it to me because we were shooting a video.
Adventures During “Porn for Moms”
Dina: Oh right, oh that’s right. That’s right we were shooting, I forgot about that. We were shooting “Porn for Moms” and I had hot guys in my shower and another hot guy getting hosed down while he washed the dishes.
Jen: Yeah, it was all chores hot guys doing chores and as I was leaving that day, her very good-natured husband for allowing us to do this in his house was like, well, I’ve got a cucumber for you thought that was very cute.
Dina: If you know what I mean?
Jen: If you know what I mean. That was a good one so you guys play along in the comments.
Dina: But wait, but Jen couldn’t, so Jen was directing part of it and they had this one scene where the guy was in the shower using the squeegee and he was buck naked.
Jen: He’s gorgeous.
Dina: He was the hottest of all of them.
Jen: Why did he get, why did he, oh, he didn’t want to get his clothes wet.
Dina: Underwear.
Jen: We were like you can just strip down. We’re just showing you from here. He’s like, yeah, I don’t want to get my underwear wet. And we’re like okay.
Dina: He took ’em all off and poor Jen was like, she was like purple. She walked out of there and she’s like, I can’t do it, I can’t do it.
Jen: I was directing and I literally left the room and I was like, Dina you gotta go in there.
Dina: No I didn’t go in Bianca went in.
Jen: Oh, we sent Bianca in that’s right, because.
Dina: That was a good choice.
Jen: Yeah.
Dina: Yeah.
Jen: That was crazy.
Tara Clark: That squeegee was extra wet if you know what I mean.
Jen: Oh my gosh Tara, you’re gonna win MOM GAMES, you’re gonna win. Lynn’s loving this naughty theme and Shelby says good ones, Dina. Okay, should I give us another scenario, ladies?
Dina: Yeah, yeah.
Shaving WHAT?
Jen: How about the hair salon? That curling iron was really hot if you know what I mean. That’s a dumb one.
Tara Clark: That curling iron was extra wide if you know what I mean.
Jen: Right?
Tara Clark: Yeah, yeah.
Dina: I like mine extra hairy, extra hairy, and big if you know what I mean.
Jen: Yeah, yeah.
Dina: Something like that.
Tara Clark: I had my husband had one hell of a shave if you know what I mean.
Jen: A shave and a haircut, two bits, or whatever.
Tara Clark: Yeah, yeah.
Dina: Wait, all right so let’s, all right so let’s talk about shaving now.
Jen: Okay.
Dina: I feel like this is a generational thing. How many of you like shaved the whole hooha? Do you shave the whole thing off?
Jen: Oh, no I mean.
Dina: I don’t either but apparently it’s like a thing that, like younger women, can anyone like weigh in at this.
Tara Clark: I had heard, now maybe I’m wrong as now I’m getting older. I feel like it’s something that people sometimes do in their twenties and then when they get into their thirties and forties, then they don’t do it quite as much.
Dina: I see.
Tara Clark: Would that make sense, so it’s like a phase, I don’t know if I’d call it a phase but for lack of a better term.
Jen: I think it’s definitely a phase. I think that I did it a long time ago and gave up. So that’s, it’s like, why do you need to do that anymore?
Dina: Wouldn’t that hurt anyway, like taking all that thing off.
Jen: I don’t know, it’s a lot of work. I’m trying to figure out, where, we’re having an echo as usual. I’m trying to figure out where it’s coming from, but okay.
Dina: Yeah I’m on the 1970s down there, I don’t give a shit.
Jen: You’re like a jungle. Yeah, you’re very natural down there.
About Swimsuits
Dina: The only time it gets cut is when I got to put on the bathing suit in the summer.
Jen: Right, that’s the only reason really to do anything about it is when it’s bathing suit season.
Dina: I’m in the old ladies’ bathing suits now, like I’m almost 50. So like, you know.
Tara Clark: You know what my new thing is? And I swear by it and now I’m like preaching it to everybody, swim shorts. I am a huge fan of swim shorts. And then you don’t actually have to shave quite as much as you otherwise would or at all. And they’re sort of, I mean, they’re not even really swim shorts, they’re running shorts.
I got them at Walmart, I know this sounds like, let me tell you my story. Can I tell you my story about this one? I was at Walmart and they were $5 on clearance and they were, I wanna say like Reebok brand because I think Walmart carries Reebok brand and they were $5 and they have a liner inside. Cause like running shorts typically have a liner so I bought them, I wore them once to the beach and I was like, these are amazing.
And then I went back and I got all of the other pairs. So for what it’s worth Walmart for $5. I mean, they’re probably more than that maybe now. Maybe I’ve got them on sale, but $5 running shorts. I am a firm believer cause like I said, it has the liner on the inside and it’s just like wearing a bathing suit and a cover-up at the same time.
Jen: Nice.
Dina: Nice.
Dina Clark: I might possibly look into that.
Jen: That’s a good segue that I think we should give you Tara to tell them about what you do because you’re doing something pretty amazing nowadays that I’ve been taking advantage of.
Modern Mom Style Box
Tara Clark: Oh sure, I was thinking I was like going to the beach. I mean, I guess yeah, I go to the beach, but it’s wintertime. No, but yes perfect segue Jen, I appreciate that.
Jen: You’re very welcome.
Tara Clark: Very well done. We recently launched the Modern Mom Style Box, which is a clothing rental subscription service where members sign up and they receive three articles of clothing per box. And then the members are able to switch out and swap those items of clothing as many times as they want in the course of a given month. So one month I was very diligent about it and I received 15 clothes in one month.
Jen & Dina: Wow.
Tara Clark: Yeah, and so for the rate of $60, right now we’re running a free trial. So your first month is free but for $60 a month, I was able to get 15 articles of clothing.
Dina: Interesting, yeah.
Jen: It’s very cool I’ve been doing it for a few months now, Dina, you gotta get in on it, actually, if you do get on it, you have to use my code so that I get a discount cause you’re a good friend.
Dina: Wow, okay all right. But I don’t go anywhere right now so.
Tara Clark: But that’s okay.
Jen: I know. You feel better when you’re dressed nicely.
Tara Clark: You feel better, you have. So the clothes just to give you an idea of the brands, they’re Banana Republic, Ann Taylor Loft, French Connection, a dozen other things, Express, so many other really popular brands. And so yeah, I am loving the service. I’m loving that we’re able to provide the solution for modern moms out there because I know, I mean the whole pandemic, I wore nothing but jeans to the point where I mean, not jeans, sweatpants.
When Jeans Are Dressing Up
Jen: I was gonna say jeans, that’s a step up.
Dina: Jeans that’s getting dressed up.
Tara Clark: No, I wore nothing but sweatpants. I wore nothing but sweatpants to the point where I couldn’t fit into jeans anymore. Like my jeans, I was like sweatpants, sweatpants, and sweatpants. Oh my God, my jeans don’t fit. And so now the Modern Mom Style Box, I’m able to rent jeans that fit. So if you’re in between sizes or you are postpartum, we even have maternity clothes. So if your body is changing because you’re pregnant, like we could follow you along in that journey. Or like I said, if you gained weight during the pandemic or lost weight during the pandemic, rent your jeans, rent your clothes until you get to be the size that you’re looking to be.
Dina: Interesting, that’s awesome. Do you have a stylist that you like, do you have like, do you fill out like a thing ahead of time to kind of say what you’re into and what you’re not.
Tara Clark: So you get to, well, there are two things. One, it starts with a size guide. So if you say like I’m a size six in Ann Taylor, I’m an eight in Express, whatever it happens to be. So then the website has an idea of what your sizes would be and then what to suggest for you. And then two, you select all of your clothing. So whether it’s your jeans, your blouses, your bottoms, your sweaters. All of those different things, jackets, blazers, we have all of it. You select it and then add it to your virtual closet and then we’ll send those three pieces.
Dina: Now, do you have to wash it before you send it back?
Tara Clark: No, we handle all the laundry. We handle all of the laundry, all of the sanitizing. It’s free shipping both ways. And so you never have to worry about that. So even like I said, my first month I had five boxes. I didn’t have to worry about shipping. I actually leave it for my mail carrier because it’s with USPS. So you don’t even have to bring it to the UPS Store or anything like that, you just leave it outside.
Jen: Thank goodness.
Getting Packages
Tara Clark: That’s honestly probably one of my favorite parts of it, is that I like just leaving it for my mailman and he just takes it from my house and then drops off another one. I actually just got a new box today, I’m excited. I haven’t opened it up yet.
Jen: Cool, that gave me an idea for our next scenario. So let me just tell everybody who’s just joining. This is MOM GAMES and we play sort of drinking kind of silly games. It’s sponsored by Piper Lou who makes adorable, awesome things, which we’ll be showing you. And if you play along in the comments, you can win something. That’s one of the things that they have.
Tara Clark: Can I just answer Lynn’s question real fast? Cause she did ask.
Jen: Oh, please do.
Tara Clark: No, our sizes go up to 4X.
Jen: Cool, yeah.
Tara Clark: So we have plus sizes.
Jen: they have all sizes, Lynn, you got to check it out. Okay, so I just sent in the comments, you can see the mama bear mug from Piper Lou and now I lost it, wait. I had a good one and I lost my train of thought. What was my train of thought? This is what happens.
Dina: What was it about the mailman?
MOM GAMES Goes to the Post Office
Jen: Yes Oh, okay. Good, you got it. In the next scenario, I think we should do our game where we have to do if you know what I mean is the post office. And I’ve got the most obvious, which is, what a package if you know what I mean.
Tara Clark: That’s a good one.
Jen: Oh, I kicked Dina off. There we go.
Tara Clark: I see her here but I don’t see her there. So on camera one, camera two. Oh, there she is.
Dina: Yeah there I am.
Jen: Here we go, I’m sorry I had your mama bear mug on, cause it’s so cute. Yeah, so now we’re gonna say things that you could say with innuendo at the post office and mine is the very obvious “what a package if you know what I mean.”
Tara Clark: At the post office?
Jen: Yeah, what would you say? People in the comments, let us know. What could you say at the post office?
Tara Clark: He went postal if you know what I mean?
Jen: He went postal, oh Lynn’s got a good one. Your package won’t fit in the slot if you know what I mean.
Dina: That’s a good one Lynn.
Tara Clark: That’s a really good one Lynn.
Dina: Wow.
Jen: I really liked it, but it was more like express mail if you know what I mean.
Tara Clark: That mailman got my stamps all sticky if you know what I mean.
Jen: I like the stamps that you don’t have to lick if you know what I mean. We could go all night. We could go all night.
If We Could Talk to the Animals
Dina: I got on, I got one. How about a trip to the zoo?
Jen: All right, all right trip to the zoo. I saw the cutest asses there if you know what I mean. All right, you guys, give us yours in the comments. Oh, Shannon has one, okay. Could you help me with my black?
Tara Clark: Oh That’s a great one Shannon.
Jen: If you know what I mean. That’s good I like it, I like it. Yeah, keep on sharing cause somebody’s going to win something awesome from Piper Lou. What else could we say? Oh, we’ve got an, on Instagram we have a comment. He has a big trunk if you know what I mean?
Dina: I hope you’re keeping track of all these Jen.
Jen: Oh yeah, we’ll see. I’m gonna go back after this and I’m gonna look at all the comments and I’m going to pick the best one. You’re going to win something. I didn’t show you my tank top tonight, did I?
Piper Lou Merch
Dina: No. You got tank tops, how’d you get tank tops?
Jen: Oh, well we’re gonna talk to Piper, gonna have them send you a tank top, okay. Can you see mine?
Dina: Yeah I need a Tank top.
Tara Clark: I’m sitting up to try to look down, like at your shirt.
Jen: I know I’m like trying to show it.
Dina: It’s written “Master Of The Shit Show,” I love that.
Tara Clark: That’s really cute.
Dina: I want one of those.
Jen: Okay, we’re going to get you one of those. It goes so well with my shit show mug, so.
Tara Clark: I’m really impressed, I’m reading this here on the monitor. It says buy one, get one free using the code.
Dina: Yeah.
Jen: Thanks for mentioning that Ms. Tara. Yeah, it’s unlimited. Buy one, get one free. With code MomCave at Piperlou.com. You can spend so much money there. They have amazing, they have hats.
Jen: I have a hat.
Dina: Those are cute.
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Comments and Camel Toes
Dina: Can I read one of these comments?
Jen: Please do.
Tara Clark: They’re on fire.
Jen: Oh, these are some good ones.
Dina: BabsBugs says camel toes are bigger than I expected if you know what I mean.
Tara Clark: Oh Babs, that might be my favorite one.
Dina: I think that one wins this MOM GAMES, I think. That one wins.
Tara Clark: I love that cage if you know what I mean.
Jen: I love that cage. The internet
Jen: Camel toe is a thing. Do you guys remember that Molly Shannon “I’m 50!” sketch?
Dina: Oh, I never saw that one.
Tara Clark: Oh, classic. Yeah.
Jen: When we get off this check it out. It’s all about the camel toe and she’s 50 and she’s celebrating being 50.
Tara Clark: A lot of kicks, I feel like I would do that, but I don’t want to kick over my computer right now.
Jen: No we need our computer, if you know what I mean, I don’t know.
Jen: Lynn’s got another great one.
Tara Clark: Lynn’s on fire too. Throw Lynn a present cause she’s on fire.
Dina: Oh my God, they’re neck and neck, the two of them.
Jen: I know, we were getting some great comments to win over here on Facebook but you Instagram people gotta step up. We need some Instagram comments.
At the Gym on MOM GAMES
Jen: We want to hear your “if you know what I mean.” The theme of this week’s MOM GAMES is the innuendo “if you know what I mean?” And you win something from Piper Lou. How about the gym?
Dina: Oh.
Jen: You got to disinfect that after you use it. If you know what I mean.
Dina: Can you spot me? If you know what I mean.
Jen: Oh yeah.
Dina: I got a cramp. I need a shower if you know what I mean.
Jen: I’m so hot and sweaty if you know what I mean.
Tara Clark: I really love the way that he pumps iron if you know what I mean.
Jen: I really like the way you put that little pause in there. That’s all the comedic timing there.
Tara Clark: Oh yeah. All Michael Scott.
Jen: These are great, these are great. I’m so glad my children can’t hear this though.
Tara Clark: I know. My son wanted to hang around. I was like no.
Dina: Nope.
Tara Clark: You could go upstairs and watch Netflix. You’re not hanging out over here.
Jen:: Tara’s been on MomCave before so she’s familiar. This is really not a place for children.
Dina: The medicine balls are sweaty.
Tara Clark: Sweaty.
Jen: Medicine balls are sweaty.
Tara Clark: Moms I wanna like jump through the computer and give you a hug because.
Jen: I know, I mean, these ladies. Oh, here’s a good one from Shannon. I’m really good at squats if you know what I mean.
Pushups … If You Know What I Mean
Jen: Oh, I have an idea for those push-ups.
Jen: I don’t know if I get that one, but maybe I’m just naive if you know what I mean.
Dina: Oh Jen come on.
Jen: What are you saying, Dina? What are you saying?
Dina: You know, pushups up, down, up, down. Forget it.
Jen: Oh!
Tara Clark: You’re literally walking her through it.
Jen: Got it.
Tara Clark: You know, sex. Are you familiar with sex?
Jen: Oh you know sex. I’ve only been married like 500 million years, which could go either way, but we all know we all have children, so at least.
Dina: At least you’ve had it twice, Jen.
Sex and the City and the Golden Girls
Jen: At least, at least, at least. Did you guys, I’m going to digress for a moment because something that I learned yesterday blew my mind and it made a video about it. So you might’ve already seen it, but did you know that the Sex and the City characters are the same age as the Golden Girls?
Tara Clark: I saw a meme about it yesterday and I really had to sit and process that, really had to sit and process that information.
Jen: I know, I know. I don’t know what made me think of that, but I just literally had to go make a TikTok that’s what I did. That just shows how much I must need therapy because if you process things by going and making a TikTok.
Dina: Yeah but like when you were 55 in 1980, you were an old lady.
Jen: Right.
Dina: If you’re 55 in 2022, you’re like not even barely middle age.
Jen: Yeah I mean, it’s great. Good for us, good for society.
Dina: Middle Age, you’re your middle, middle age.
Tara Clark: Beginning, middle age. Right?
Dina: So, I mean, it’s not a bad thing.
Jen: No, it just seems so. It’s just so like.
Dina: It’s their hair, It was their hair. Back then let’s talk about that because they all have the same hairstyle as Golden Girls. And I love Golden Girls. I grew up watching golden girls religiously. And I was like a small child not even getting all of the jokes that.
Jen: Oh totally, I showed it to my 6- and 11-year-olds. They love it.
Dina: Yeah, I mean that’s about how old I was when I was watching it originally. I was probably like 6, 7, 8 years old myself, right, when it was on NBC. And I didn’t get a good majority of the jokes or did I learn about sex from that show? Not really sure, maybe I did.
Jen: They knew, a bit Ann Marie is confused. So let me explain to Ann. She says, are they right now the same age? Yeah, because you know, they’re doing a Sex and the City, like reboot sequel series on HBO MAX. And they’re in that show they’re playing the same character. As Sex and the City, but they’re the age of the Golden Girls, cause that’s the age of the actresses now. And I’ll actually just go die now.
Old Lady Hair and Makeup
Jen: But yeah, it’s definitely the hair that whole like old lady hair. My aunt is a hairstylist and she owned a salon and it’s a thing like people of that generation had their weekly appointment to go get their hair set and that exact curly thing. And that’s how they all do their hair and then they sleep with their thing on their head so it doesn’t mess up. But it does, it makes you look a lot older, I think.
Dina: Yeah, and then I see what the girls say here. Lynn said like put sexy hair on, you know, Rose and everybody like that. They would have been hot. Anyway, so that’s what it was. It was the style back then.
Jen: Right, Lynn is saying perms, perms were the bane of my existence. Somebody did do a Photoshop where they did like modern hair on the Golden Girls. You gotta Google it. I don’t know where I saw it.
Tara Clark: Oh, I gotta see that I gotta check that out.
Jen: It’s perfect. I mean, it just demonstrates the whole thing.
Dina: Well, have you ever seen that thing though, that shows all the Golden Girls like they’re all gone now, right. So it shows the year they were born and the year they died. The one that played the mother was younger than Betty White, which I thought was fascinating. I was like, wait a minute. Time out for a second.
Jen: I know.
Dina: Right?
Jen: Can you imagine getting cast and then them being like, oh, you’re gonna play somebody that’s 20 years older than yourself or something without makeup.
Tara Clark: They put makeup on her, she tons of makeup on.
Jen: But like age makeup or was that just how she looked?
Tara Clark: No, I think they aged her up.
Dina: Yeah.
Jen: See, I’m learning so many new things today.
Tara Clark: You know why? Because again, I watched this show religiously it was like the cornerstone of my childhood.
Jen: Oh okay, yes.
Tara Clark: And so anytime I would see her, like on an interview, you know, maybe she’d be on like 60 Minutes or something like that. She wouldn’t look the same because they aged her up so much.
Jen: Oh, see, I’m learning a lot of new stuff tonight. I gonna have so many things to Google when we get off here I can’t believe it. Yeah, Lynn said she was the youngest Estelle Getty and she played the oldest.
Picture This.
Dina: but she had some of the best lines.
Tara Clark: She was fantastic.
Jen: So fun. So, so fun.
Tara Clark: Yeah.
Jen: All right. You guys, we got to do a couple more
Tara Clark: Picture this. Sicily in 1929.
Jen: Sicily in 1929.
Tara Clark: And you know my family is Sicilian so I actually appreciate that because.
Tara Clark: it’s so fun.
Jen: It sort of made sense.
Tara Clark: That’s what I’m saying.
Golden Girls’ Influence
Tara Clark: It was a very important show for my childhood. It developed me into the person I am today. Thank you Golden Girls, thank you.
Jen: I think we’ve got our next subject. We need to do another live on another time, the entire thing is about it and we have to say which Golden Girl we would be in or who’s influenced us cause we could go on and on and it would be really fun, so.
Tara Clark: When I was a kid, this sounds terrible, I shouldn’t say this out loud. I really liked Blanche. But like, also I was a little kid and I probably shouldn’t have liked Blanche.
No. but I did not because she was promiscuous.
Jen: She was a whore, she was slutty, sorry.
Tara Clark: I know that’s what I’m saying.
Dina: She was comfortable in her sexuality Jen. She was not a whore. She was, she was. Yes.
Jen: She was a trailblazer from the modern woman. Like she would be the only one that would play this game that we are playing tonight.
Tara Clark: Dorothy would have played.
Dina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jen: Yeah, you’re right. She could, she could, she had that more like refined, but a lot of shit going on underneath kind of.
Dina: I think Estelle Getty’s character would’ve played too cause she did stuff like that once in a while. She’d be like, no, no, no, I can do this.
Tara Clark: Yeah, Sophia would have.
Rose Nylund
Jen: Okay. So it’s really only the Betty White character that was the goody-two-shoes.
Tara Clark: Those you probably would’ve had a little bit of a hard time with only in as much as that she was very literal with things. And so I think she would take it very literally like, to really mean, oh, is that what you mean? You know, like for the game that we’re playing, if you know what I mean.
Dina: Lynn says Rose was sluttier she had 56 boyfriends in high school.
Jen: Wow. That’s way more than I had. I don’t know about you guys, nice. So how can you… what defines a boyfriend in high school? It’s really the question.
Tara Clark: I don’t know I’m still with my husband since high school, so.
Jen: Really, that’s amazing.Good for you, good for long-lasting relationships.
Tara Clark: Thank you.
Jen: It’s work, but it’s worth it.
Tara Clark: It’s been, I’ve lost track 1995, however long that’s been. That’s a long time.
Jen: That’s when I met my husband in 1995, I was in college so that means I’m older than you. Okay, let’s move on to the next thing. We’re going to do one more quick round of this game to give everybody that’s watching a chance to comment and when something from Piper Lou, and if you don’t win just go to PiperLou.com and use the code MomCave to get unlimited, buy one, get one free on amazing, awesome things. Let’s see, we need one more scenario of a place, a thing?
Amusement Parks: MOM GAMES Style
Tara Clark: An Amusement park.
Jen: Okay Ooh an Amusement park. So you’ve gotta comment with something that’s in innuendo you guys about an amusement park.
Dina: I Had a great time on the rollercoaster if you know what I mean. If you know what I mean?
Jen: If you know what I mean.
Tara Clark: That ride lasts longer than I thought it was going to if you know what I mean.
Jen: So many things about rides. Oh my God.
Dina: That’s funny, that’s funny.
Jen: That made me throw up if you know what I mean.
Dina: Yeah.
Jen: No pregnant women on this ride, if you know what I mean.
Dina: Or back issues, If you know what I mean.
Jen: Careful my back, my back.
Dina: Or heart condition.
Jen: Don’t ride this ride heart condition, if you know what I mean.
Dina: Choke that wheel.
Jen: Choke the wheel, if you know what I mean. Oh my gosh, this is fun. Okay, we have to totally do this again sometime.
Dina: Babs won, Babs won.
Jen: You think Babs won.
Dina: Give Babs a present. Lynn’s in second place, Babs won.
Jen: Oh, got one more from Instagram. I had, some cotton candy, you know what I mean? It’s sweet, it’s sticky. Oh my goodness. Oh, we’re crazy, I hope our children never find this.
Tara Clark: I know.
Jen: This is, it’s fun, it’s so fun. Thank you for being with us, Tara. You guys go check out Tara. She’s the founder of Modern Mom Style Box and she’s on Modern Mom Probs on all the places and we’re Jen and Dina from momcavetv.com. And we work with Piper Lou who gives awesome, adorable things at a huge discount to you guys. So welcome to our shit show. Thanks for joining us. And we’re going to do this again sometime, all right. I’m gonna say good night.
Tara Clark: I love it.
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