Girl Scout Cookie Wine Pairings (with video!)

Girl Scout Cookie Season is upon us!! I have fond memories of attempting to sell a few boxes to get some “prize,” losing interest, and then making my parents buy all the boxes, which I’d binge eat and hide from my siblings. Of course, back then I paired my cookies with milk. But now, as a grown woman, I present my Girl Scout Cookie Wine Pairings! As an adult, I always crave me some Samosas and Tagalongs this time of […]

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Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts… So You’ll Feel Better About Your Stupid Candy Heart

I’m a holiday person. My husband, no so much. He means well. Unlike me, he doesn’t think (and by that I mean plan obsessively) about whatever the next holiday is. So, for as long as I can remember, he’s given me flowers, a card, and candy on Valentine’s Day. I probably don’t deserve much more than that, since I tend to have some deep-seated sexist view that Valentine’s Day gifts are FOR the ladies, FROM the gents. Though I’d love […]

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Porn for Moms | Naughty Parody Video | NOT SAFE FOR KIDS

What if… there was porn FOR MOMS? Who needs flowers or jewelry when we are freakin’ exhausted? What naughty moms really want is our baby daddies to take out the garbage. Naked. We had a ton of fun creating this Valentine’s gift just for our loyal MomCavers.  First, we put out a casting notice for hot, hot dudes. Preferably dads. Then we told them what we wanted them to DO. We got some interesting reactions! We spent a day shooting some […]

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New Year’s Resolutions for Moms | MomCaveTV.com

I feel the pressure every day of the year… The pressure to eat healthy, spend quality time with both my kids and husband, achieve more professional and to keep my house spotless! As if endless to-do lists aren’t enough, we moms also somehow feel compelled to make New Year’s Resolutions. As we ring in the New Year, here’s a list of New Year’s resolutions only MOMS make! New Year’s Resolutions for MOMS Bathe at least half as often as my […]

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Mothering Baby Jesus | Funny Video | MomCaveTV.com

We all commiserate about how difficult motherhood is for us. But do you know who really had it hard? Mary. Yes, THAT Mary. Mary Mother of God Mary. And I don’t mean the obvious like having to convince your fiance (whom you’ve never had sex with) that you are pregnant with the child of GOD or knowing in advance that your son is destined to die in a brutal manner in order to save the souls of mankind. No, I mean the minutia […]

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Are Essential Oils B.S.? Not these (made-up) ones!

By Heather Jones of hmjoneswriter.com “Have you heard about essential oils?” Yes. Yes, we have. Ad nauseam. And we are beginning to wonder about this essential oils B.S. Whether it is a friendly MLM sales rep, the latest viral wellness post, or Judy at the grocery store, people are eager to get the word out about the miracle that is essential oils. Unfortunately, science says that while essential oils are helpful for some things, like relaxation, some topical skin uses, etc., the […]

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Second Child Syndrome… My Unborn 2nd Child is Already Getting Shafted

I’m the eldest of three children. My sister, the middle child, has complained all her life about getting the short end of the stick. She even calls it, “Second Child Syndrome.” Now, pregnant with MY second child, I’m starting to see her point. Huge Annoucements With first babies, couples tend to get all creative when announcing their pregnancies. Some film cute YouTube videos,  write songs, have creative photoshoots, send elegant cards by mail, or surprise their friends and families. They post ultrasound photos […]

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I Hope My Son Grows Up to Love Me Like This…

Every mother has wondered, “How would my life have been different if I hadn’t had children?” Because a mother’s life is often divided PRE-kids and POST-kids. For most of us, the birth of our first child is the largest turning point in our lives. And no matter how planned for, longed for, wanted that first baby was, it’s only human nature to wonder about what would have happened if one’s life had taken a different path. Being a mother is […]

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NASA Will Pay You To Stay in Bed… But You’re a Mom, so…

Overworked moms of the world may have found the opportunity of a lifetime. NASA and the European Space Agency will pay you almost $19,000 to lay in bed for two months. No joke. If you are a non-smoking woman between the ages of 24-55, you can earn exactly 16,500 euros or about $18,500 to STAY IN BED! (You do need to be fluent in German. I suggest a Rosetta Stone Crash Course, stat!) The scientists are investigating the effects of […]

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3 Strategies for Waging War on Your Messy Home

We’ve all been there. Staring aimlessly into a messy playroom wondering how you got there and how you will possibly ever dig yourself out. It is not easy to stay on top of the clutter, especially if you have kids underfoot undermining all of your efforts to keep your home clean and organized. Here are three tips to help you to wage war on a messy home and take back control: Find Your Dumping Grounds Every home has the dreaded […]

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