What My Husband IS NOT Getting For Father’s Day…

Once again, Father’s Day has completely snuck up on me. Yeah, yeah, I know it comes the second Sunday in June every year. But, see, I’m too busy being a MOTHER to have time to remember such things. So, I scramble yet again to find a meaningful, useful, and CHEAP Father’s Day gift for my husband. What I know he really wants…. Some sexy, sexy time… But Father’s Day is in JUNE. When school is out and kids are home. […]

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Father’s Day Boudoir Photo Shoot | This Father’s Day Give Your Man The Gift Of You | Meredith Masony Gets Sexy

Father’s Day in our home has always been about golfing or fishing. 10 years ago my husband made me a Mom and I made him a Dad. On my first Mother’s Day, my husband bought me a piece of jewelry that I ended up having to return because money was so tight. He wanted so badly to give me a gift, but the budget wouldn’t allow it. Over the years, these holidays revolved around our own parents and their celebrations, […]

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When Mother’s Day is NOT Happy | Video

Mother’s Day is not always a happy day. For many reasons, it’s a difficult day for so many women. Check out the video below. Whether you are a mother, desperately want to be a mother, have dealt with infertility, losing your own mother, infant loss, and miscarriage… this is for you. You might be interested in our Pinterest Group Board: Miscarriage, Stillbirth and Infant Loss.

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Mother’s Day Sucks | When YOUR Mom is Gone

Mother’s Day sucks. There, I said it! I fully admit it. It shouldn’t. I’m the proud and lucky mom of two great kids, a girl, 10, and a boy, 4. They are my life, my joy, and I couldn’t imagine my world without them. But see, I belong to this club, the one that no one ever wants to be a part of.  I’m a card-carrying member of the “my mother is dead so Mother’s Day sucks club.” There are […]

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Mother’s Day Gifts That Won’t Break the Bank

In the 15 years I’ve been married, I’ve learned how to get what I want. Or at least a cheaper version of what I actually want. The key is giving my husband a very clear list, complete with where to find the item. He’s mentioned more than once that I have “champagne tastes on a beer budget.” But I have a talent for sniffing out the cheapest champagne… OR the fanciest beer. (I’m not sure this metaphor is working…) Here’s […]

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Easter Mom Hacks | SLACKER MOM

Hippity-hoppity! It’s almost Easter and us moms now have yet another opportunity to be overwhelmed, exhausted and forgetful. Never fear, SLACKER MOM is here with some Easter Mom Hacks when one more holiday is just too much work. Video: SLACKER MOM’s Guide to Easter Slacker Mom’s Guide to Easter Baskets Some moms put me to shame with the thought, care, and time they put into building their kid’s Easter baskets. I’m too tired and busy for that Pinterest-y stuff. Besides, […]

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Valentines for Married People | OLD married people…

Ah, Valentine’s Day. The age-old (commercially created) holiday where lovers declare their undying commitment to each other through flowers, songs, chocolate, and overpriced greeting cards. When I was young and dating, Valentine’s day was something special. My then-boyfriends would try to impress me with poetry and a sexy evening. And being young and broke, that usually meant reading a poem over a shared bottle of cheap wine and then getting busy for hours. But what happens when your LAST boyfriend […]

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How to Get Alone Time This Holiday Season

We’ve got ingenious (and sometimes sneaky) solutions for how to get alone time this holiday season. December 26th is National Leave Mom Alone Day… Isn’t it? I adore my family, really. But too much of even a good thing can be a bad. Too much sunshine? Skin cancer. Too many bananas? Constipation. Even drinking too much water can kill you. B.C. (Before Covid), my husband was traveling maybe 80% of the time. (He’s a musician.) Now, with no live performances […]

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NOT Safe for Kids! Santa’s Wife | Mrs. Claus Parody Video

This time of year, Santa is getting all the press. But if Santa’s wife is like most of us, she’s probably doing at least half the work! Can you imagine being Santa’s wife? What do you know about the woman behind the man? Check out my brand-new video about what it would be like to be married to Santa. I started out with all kinds of G-rated cute jokes for this video. But somehow, as I was shooting, my mind […]

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Last Minute Holiday Gifts from SLACKER MOM

Slacker Mom Saves Your Ass… Again. Ah, holy hell. It’s holiday gift-giving time. And if you’re a slacker like me, that means last minute holiday gifts.  As if having to roast overstuffed bloated birds while squabbling children run underfoot wasn’t enough, we’re also expected to find and select personalized holiday gifts for family members far and near. And then wrap them. And then mail some of them. I’m tired already. Well, Slacker Mom’s Guide is back, ready to save your […]

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