Father’s Day Boudoir Photo Shoot | This Father’s Day Give Your Man The Gift Of You | Meredith Masony Gets Sexy

Father’s Day in our home has always been about golfing or fishing. 10 years ago my husband made me a Mom and I made him a Dad. On my first Mother’s Day, my husband bought me a piece of jewelry that I ended up having to return because money was so tight. He wanted so badly to give me a gift, but the budget wouldn’t allow it. Over the years, these holidays revolved around our own parents and their celebrations, […]

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On Halloween, This Mom was Hung Like a Dino

I used to be sexy on Halloween. Not Basic Sexy, like “sexy nurse” or “sexy mouse”, but Creative Sexy. At least I thought so. Instead of Little Orphan Annie I would be Little WHOREphan Annie, showing a lot of leg and whatever cleavage I could muster. One year I was White Trash, dressed in a short tight white dress with white garbage like tissues and styrofoam cups and un-used tampons pasted all over it. You get the idea: something clever […]

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Everything is CANCELED! | Covid Parody Video

Times are crazy right now, and each new day brings uncertainty and change. So, we wanted to do something to lighten the mood and bring laughter to those around us. We came up with a funny parody video titled, ‘Everything Is CANCELED!’, and we really think we hit the mark with this one.  We got the idea when we were hanging out with all of our kids a couple days after their school was closed down. (Yes, this was before […]

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What if there was Life Alert for MOMS? | Mama Alert

Oh joy, it’s 4pm. My toddler is FULL of energy and my tank is on empty (we’re talking I’ve ignored the dashboard light for an extra 22 miles EMPTY). I just want the day to be over. This episode of SchloerBITS is inspired by that very special “witching hour” where children become Energizer Bunnies and moms become more helpless than the feeble old lady who screams “help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” in those Life Alert commercials.  Ha! […]

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Alternatives to Saying No to Teenagers That Actually Work

One of the least effective parenting strategies is to say “no” to your teenager because there’s a good chance they won’t listen and might even rebel against your wishes. Teenagers are in the process of learning how to be more independent, so they are more than willing to make up their minds for themselves regardless of how many times you say “no.” If you want to influence your teen to listen to your rules and guidelines, try these five alternatives […]

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To The Child I Never Wanted

Guest Post by Ashley from https://seriousmomshit.net/ To the child I never wanted,Thank you. Thank you for coming in my life.Thank you for restoring me.Thank you for giving me a second chance. It wasn’t YOU I never wanted.It was the thought of you. The pregnancy, the doctor appointments, the birth.The sleepless nights, the tired me I’d meet again, the starting over.Pumping, dumping, feeling sore, becoming more unorganized, more running, more chaos. You came at a time in my life when I […]

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Things My Toddler Gets Away With That Would Land Me in Jail

I’ve always been a goody two-shoes. Cops only have to glance at me and I immediately want to confess about the time I stole half a jar of coffee from work (I really stuck it to the man that day!) My toddler, on the other hand, is a total menace. She constantly breaks every rule I set for her. It’s all one giant game-hilarious for her and infuriating for me. Today, I came to a realization. My sweet little 2-year-old […]

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Lose Weight by Lactating? The Pump it Fitness System

Hi, I’m Amy Schloerb — an actress, a mom, and the creator of the award-winning comedy web series, SchloerBITS. What is SchloerBITS? Well, as you just read, my last name is “Schloerb” and, as you may have heard, “bits” are what comedians do, so you squish those two words together and you get “SchloerBITS” my fun, light-hearted, observational comedy series–that might just answer the question, “Can you lose weight by lactating?” I started SchloerBITS in 2011 by combining my stand-up […]

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Most Embarrassing Breastfeeding Moments

As a mom, you need three things: you have to develop a thick skin, roll with the punches, and have a sense of humor. Breastfeeding will help you develop all of these traits quickly. At least it did for me, as a result of my most embarrassing breastfeeding moments.  Breastfeeding may be the natural way to feed your baby but it also presents lots of opportunities to shed your modesty. I did just that pretty quickly. My motto became, “have […]

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